Guns N Roses Movie: Axl Rose In 3D (Video)

So I typically like to be part of the solution, not part of the problem. Continually discussing Axl Rose even though he's done nothing of note since 'Chinese Democracy' (which I actually like) is the problem. The solution is to not discuss him or the band he calls Guns N Roses anymore. So why do we? I'll tell you why: Appetite For Destruction. That record is one of the greatest Rock And Roll records of all time. All time. Not just of the 80's. Of all time. You don't have to like it, you don't have to agree with it...unless you want to be right.

No one involved in that record will ever match or top it. That's the problem with greatness. Once you do something great, you're forever judged based on that greatness. My advice would be to keep it mediocre with occasional flashes of pretty awesome.

I'd also advise against stupid hats and Hulk Hogan facial hair but Axl won't listen.

There will be a Guns N Roses 3D release of 'Appetite For Democracy' in April. This trailer will totally make you want to go.....somewhere other than anywhere this movie is playing.

I know it's tired but I just can't see this band and call them Guns N Roses. I know we as a society should move on and I'd rather not be one of those, 'That isn't GnR' people. But I am one of those people. Those people.

I think Axl is in a really tough spot but he also put himself there. He also put those hats on his head. They're bad hats.

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Science Corner – Swedish Self Driving Cars (Audio/Video)

When you're Swedish you get to be super attractive, wear fantastic sweaters, speak a language NO ONE else in the world will ever be able to learn, enjoy a litany of top shelf melodic death metal. Everyone knows that. Add drinking espresso whilst driving in the future to the many reasons being Swedish is pretty awesome. See video proof above.

I'll also discuss yet another way the man wants to track your business. The man IS tracking your business. Know it.

Batten down your science hatches.



Nuclear Blast Records

Nuclear Blast Records


Anytime I do a Swedish story I like to highlight some Swedish Melodic Death Metal and you can't beat In Flames on that front. Start with 'Clayman' then work back through their early stuff then move forward to their most recent work. That's what I did.

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Marvel Gives People More Reasons To Beat You Up. Nerd. (Video)

Marvel has teamed up with a company called Morphsuits for an app that allows you to look like your favorite superhero. You are such a dork.

Listen, nerd. I like comics. I like a long list of nerdy things but, if your age has more than one digit in it, you cannot use this app. You can't. Not in public. If you use this with anyone else in your vicinity, they will be required by law to punch you. Hard. On a side note, I look AMAZING as Wolverine.

Really, though. NERD.

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NIN To Appear On Austin City Limits (Video)

Anyone who knows anything about me knows that I have a deep, deep, borderline creepy level of respect for Trent Reznor and Nine Inch Nails. I also really like PBS because, I mean, you're supposed to say that. Really, though, PBS is a national treasure to be treated as such. I also hear they have some pretty righteous tote bags for the right price.

Anyway, the Nails (as the cool people call them...NO ONE calls them that), will be on the fantastic Austin City Limits in November and I have a (not at all) EXCLUSIVE clip from the performance.

Trent recently revealed to Rolling Stone and me that he is working on a new project but he wouldn't reveal any more info because the Rolling Stone guy isn't tight with Reznor like I am. If he would have left the room, I KNOW Trent would have told me. Incidentally, I call him T-Dogg.

NIN is rumored to be headlining Bonnaroo this year and Bonnaroo is super fun to say.

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The Chili Peppers Were Unplugged…So Were The Broncos

Because people NEED to get upset about things they shouldn't get upset about, there are those who appear to be up in arms over the fact that the Chili Peppers were playing to a pre-corded track during the FANTASTIC half time show last Sunday. It's the BEST when it comes from an unknown band talking smack. Shut up. You'd wear a tutu and play imaginary instruments if you had a shot to play the Half Time show at the Superbowl. Shut. Up. Plus, does anyone REALLY question that band's ability to play? Stupid.

If you're going to get pissed about the Superbowl, get pissed at the fact that, as a Colorado resident, I had to support the team and I bought 30 Broncos themed cupcakes. Those damn things looked super sad when that game was beyond reach for the Broncos. You know, after the first mother******* snap.

Here is a link to Flea's honest, perfectly reasonable response. Reason. What a concept. By the way, how GREAT is Bruno Mars? GREAT.

Do you want a cupcake?

Oh and they auctioned off the drum set Chad Smith used for charity. Let's somehow find a way to get irritated about that too.

Chad Smith discussing the auction:


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