Man Grows Nose On Forehead [Science Corner]

Hey, ma man, you have some....nose on your forehead.

Surgeons at a hospital in China have grown a new nose on the forehead of a man who injured his nose. The operation requires doctors to place a skin tissue expander on the man's forehead, cut into the shape of a nose, and plant a piece of cartilage from his ribs. The team hopes to complete the transplant soon.

No telling what they'll grow on his forehead next but I know what you're thinking. Sicko.

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Pearl Jam ‘Lightning Bolt’ Documentary (Video)

I like Pearl Jam. There was a period where I think I was a bit tired of them. I needed space. I felt like we were in a rut. I haven't looked forward to a new Pearl Jam record with this much anticipation since maybe Vitology. You have to give it to a band who has been together, consistently making music for over 20 years and continue to be relevant. That's a very rare thing these days. Everyone likes to throw out the 'sell out' tag whenever any band does anything they don't like but no one could say that about Pearl Jam. Plus, how many bands have dudes named Stone in them? Not many. Not many at all.

Lighting Bolt is out on 10/15. If you pre-order the album on Pearl Jam's site, Eddie Vedder will be your Dad. No other lead singer would do that.

 

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IOS 7 Turns Your iPhone Into A Time Machine [TechTastic]

It doesn't. But you should know that, man. It also doesn't make your phone waterproof as this (pretty damn real looking) fake ad claims. You should know that too, though. Man. I mean, yes, this is pretty mean (yet still funny) but if you have an iPhone you HAVE to know that something on the INSIDE of the phone cannot in any way make the OUTSIDE of the phone waterproof. It CAN, however, make your iPhone bulletproof. It's AMAZING! Try it. OR, wait until you get in a shoot out with your arch rival in the center of town (who I really hope is named Black Bart). Position the iPhone right over your heart. It's a can't lose scenario!

No.

If you submerge your phone upon viewing this ad, without double checking, you deserve a water logged, ruined, $600 phone. Man.

By the way...TechTastic MIGHT be the name of a new segment on the show about tech and nerd stuff. Good name? Bad name?

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Kids Cover Tool…And It’s Cool [Video]

So if you're young and you're in a band, you guys most likely kind of suck. It's okay. Young kids suck at everything. When you're a kid and when you're super old, people always add 'for his/her age' before or after complimentary statements.

This is cool. Notice I didn't use the 'for their age' thing. I know.

I mean, it's REALLY likely that this is the best thing any of these kids will ever do and it will be all downhill from here but stop being such a downer and let these kids enjoy being awesome. NO. YOu weren't his cool at their age. Your memory is off. Be honest with you.

For the record, I'm still not as cool as these kids. Bastards.

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Alter Bridge Stream New (Awesome) Record

Man. I don't really get how you don't like this. What is going on in that head of yours? The new Alter Bridge album "Fortress" is out on October 8th. Behold their mighty (golden?) stream and listen to the whole thing now. I can't say enough how this band has won me over. I never was and never will be a Creed fan  and that alone made me want to dislike Alter Bridge (which is incredibly stupid) but they've hard rocked their way into my heart. Yeah. My heart.

Mark Tremonti is a bad ass guitar player and Myles Kennedy is one of the best rock singers to emerge in the last 15-20 years. Did I mention they've rocked their way into my heart?

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